{"product_id":"embroidered-fuckin-hamburger-help-me-baseball-cap","title":"Embroidered 'Fuckin Hamburger Help Me!' Baseball Cap","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Crown height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.39 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This mid-profile baseball cap carries a cheeky, irreverent voice stitched right into its front panel. Built with a structured five-panel silhouette and seamless front, it holds shape while keeping a clean canvas for bold typographic designs. The two-tone look—contrasting undervisor and brim—adds subtle vintage charm, while the durable plastic snap closure and matching sweatband keep it comfortable and adjustable through long days. Whether worn on a quick errand, at a casual meet-up, or to punctuate a playful outfit, this cap feels lived-in, confident, and a little mischievous. Embroidered or printed with clear, crisp lettering, it reads like someone’s inside joke turned wearable statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Structured 5-panel, mid-profile construction with a seamless front panel\u003cbr\u003e- 65% polyester \/ 35% cotton blend for shape and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Durable plastic snap closure for easy adjustability\u003cbr\u003e- Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband with 6 sewn eyelets for ventilation\u003cbr\u003e- Decorated via quality embroidery or DTF printing; blank base sourced in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":43180243124322,"sku":"12186759743570625735","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Royal \/ Natural","offer_id":43180243157090,"sku":"24241773225406247688","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Red \/ Natural","offer_id":43180243189858,"sku":"26153359502590807329","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Dark Green \/ Natural","offer_id":43180243222626,"sku":"32318044931465652856","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy \/ Natural","offer_id":43180243255394,"sku":"14849022251130330974","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black \/ Natural","offer_id":43180243288162,"sku":"21237798768155045290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/5380\/4898\/files\/13783449460905907319_2048.jpg?v=1785960661","url":"https:\/\/boss-habitz.myshopify.com\/products\/embroidered-fuckin-hamburger-help-me-baseball-cap","provider":"Boss Habitz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}